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Panda Joke
A panda bear walks in to a bar. He sits down at the couter and orders a
sandwich. He takes a bite, looks around, takes another bite, and then pulls out
a gun and shoots every person in the bar except the bartender. The bartender is
shocked. He screams, "What did you do that for?!" The Panda Bear leans in, thumps him on the chest, and snarls, "Look buddy, I got a right to do that, ok? Just
look in the dictionary!" Then the panda bear stands up and leaves. The Bartender
is very confused, so he pulls out his dictionary (which every good bartender
has) and reads: PANDA BEAR: EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES".
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Ode to my fishies
You live in water, infested green
Your dna is missing genes
The fungi growth spreads from fish to fish
Like a cancer, so ... um... cancerous :)
You swim around in the muck
I'm so sorry that my chemicals suck
My filter's weak,and the ph is wrong
Yet for some reason,your lives are long
For 7 years you've survived in this tank
The bactera plentiful, the stench so rank
Your heavenly dreams are oh so lush
And I wish to fufill them...so...*FLUSH!*
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Roses are red...........................................
Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
But it just isn't true
Roses *are* red
And apples are, too
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue
An orange is orange
But Greenland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not
We defile it
But, ah, what the heck
It's hard to rhyme "violet".
Dot's Poetry Corner: Roses are Red
From show 66 of Animaniacs
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FAIRY TALE  nce upon a time there has a young NAVY S.E.A.L named JON. He was QUICKLY KILLING in the DIRTY forest when he met ANNOYING RYAN, a run-away SWAT OFFICER from the DUMB Queen JENNY.
JON could see that ANNOYING RYAN was hungry so he reached into his BACKPACK and give him his FUNNY STEAK. ANNOYING RYAN was thankful for JON's STEAK, so he told JON a very CREEPY story about Queen JENNY's daughter HEATHER. How her mother, the DUMB Queen JENNY, kept her locked away in a WAREHOUSE protected by a gigantic DRAGON, because HEATHER was so SMART. JON GASPED. He vowed to ANNOYING RYAN the SWAT OFFICER that he would save the SMART HEATHER. He would RIP the DRAGON, and take HEATHER far away from her evil mother, the DUMB Queen JENNY, and SHOOT her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a NASTY TORNADO and ANNOYING RYAN the SWAT OFFICER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DRAGON from his story. DUMB Queen JENNY SHOT out from behind a FRUIT and struck JON dead. In the far off WAREHOUSE you could hear a SCREAM. THE END. Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com |
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